Kel

So me and Erin are going to the pistons pre-season game on saturday, I can't wait. I've been working out like crazy. I got the invitation to Court and Mark's wedding, I'm standing up so I knew I was invited, but I need a date. I absolutely love my god daughter, she is so freaking adorable. Mexico is booked but for March, not February, woo hoo....

.....Mexico in February. Amanda and I were working on a scrapbook for the trip while we were bored and feeling artsy and she brought over her scrap book from mexico and other things from a few years ago. O my god. Not only do we look young as fuck, but I was not fat! Everything was a hell of alot slimmer! So I have made a vow, I am not allowed to go to Mexico until I lose at least 30 lbs. Ask me to see the scrapbook...

I want a guy who:
- Doesn't need to see me everyday or spend every waking moment with me
- Likes to have sex ALOT
- Likes good music (anything rock)
- Loves basketball as much as I do
- Knows what he wants to do, even if it's not that practical
- Likes to plan things last minute
- Understands that I am just busy, I'm not blowing him off
- Likes to have sex ALOT
- Is faithful, because even if I can't hang out, I'll make time to give it up at least once a day
- Is as perverted as I am
- Doesn't get mad that I am really easy going so I'd rather not decide what we do or when we do it
- Likes movies as much as I do
- Likes being taken care of
- Likes to go to concerts and bars occasionally to watch games
- Isn't jealous over stupid things
- Did I say likes to have sex alot?

I'm sure there is more but that's the important stuff!

I got to drive around a new pimped out cadillac srt for 3 hours today so I could get use to it cuz I am driving it in a shoot on monday. So many fun functions! I loved every minute of it, sometimes my job rocks! I wrote a letter and sent it in the mail today for the 1st time in years! It was weird. I had the weirdest moment of my life a few days ago. My mom went to put some clothes in my room and I hear her say "What is this?" I walk down the hall to find powder chillin' in the middle of my bed.(Don't ask me how he got there cuz I can't even use him right now) So I reply "I dunno" My mom starts laughing really hard, and I say "Hey, a girl's gotta do, what a girl's gotta do!" They have a hello kitty vibrator! That came up in a discussion at lunch while we were watching japanese commercials! I saw The Amityville Horror the other day, Ryan Reynolds is god! I would give away ever being in love to do that man. LOL! Gorgeous! Actually, funny story, I think I met the guy I am going to marry, but we barely speak to each other, it's really weird but I just have this crazy feeling! Sometimes I come to random realizations! Like 2 nights ago. Today I had 10 pieces of gum in my mouth! It was fucking hilarious! Half of what I type in here makes no sense to anyone else but to me it does, I get out alot of what I want to say and unless the people I am talking about read this and READ BETWEEN the babble, I can get it out with out saying it to them. I've decided that I have very low self esteem and zero confidence but I've also decided that I am changing things about myself so that improves and that even now, as I am, I deserve a brand new great adorable guy that I hopefully have not even met yet so I can have a worry free happy ending!

I can't say what I want to cuz you will probably read this. I am so happy, excited, nervous, confused, afraid, and probably disappointed.... I wish I knew, I wish I could ask you everything I want to without any consequences or disappointing outcomes, listening to all these depressing songs is not helping.... ah, what a wuss. Why do I feel guilty?

WRATH
1. Who did you last get angry with? I'd rather not say
2. What is your weapon of choice? Manipulation
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? yes
4. How about of the same sex? yeah
5. Who was the last person who got really angry with you? Erin, up north
6. What is your pet peeve? Posers
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? depends on the situation

SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? work out
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? Going to bed at a normal time? 12 late? like 3:30
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: O my god, tons of people, I'm so busy
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? I dunno
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)? probably at some point
6. When was the last time you got a good workout? last thursday
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? only 2 today

GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Mudslides
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? white
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? A bottle of goldshlaiger (sp?)
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? kind of
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? yes
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? sweet
7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "LUNCH"? no

LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? probably 10 girls and at least 15 guys
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? 10 girls and 15 guys?
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? yes
4. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? neck/ass
5. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? nope
6. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? yeah
7. Is love at first sight really lust? yes

GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? 3
2. What’s your guilty pleasure store? I don't have one
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? buy a normal size house, splurge a little, maybe plastic surgery, and donate some
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? yes
6. Have you ever stolen anything? no
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? none

PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? I have NO IDEA
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? Being me
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? Eventually producing a rock video
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? nope
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? no
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? maybe in middle school, when u check your own paper but I doubt it
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? stayed off my phone

ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? No clue
2. Who would you want to go on "trading spaces" with? Amanda
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? Whoever ends up marrying the lead singer of Taking Back Sunday
4. Have you ever been cheated on? who hasn't?
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? only my WHOLE body
6. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? Envy

(x)smoked a cigarette
(x) smoked a cigar
( ) made out with a member of the same sex
( ) crashed a friend's car
( ) stolen a car
(x) been in love
(x) been in a fist fight
(x) had feelings for someone who didnt have them back
( ) been arrested
(x) made out with a stranger
( ) gone on a blind date
(x) had a crush on a teacher
(x) skipped school
( ) seen someone die
(x) been to Canada
(x) been to Mexico
(x) been on a plane
( ) thrown up in a bar
( ) purposely set a part of myself on fire
(x) eaten Sushi
( ) been snowboarding
(x) been moshing at a concert
( ) been in an abusive relationship
(x) taken painkillers
(x) love someone or miss someone right now
(x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
(x) made a snow angel
(x) built a sand castle
( ) used a fake id
(x) slept beneath the stars
( ) been robbed
(x) been misunderstood
(x) won a contest
(x) run a red light
( ) been suspended from school
(x) been in a car accident
( ) had braces
(x) felt like an outcast
(x) eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) had deja vu
(x) hated the way you look...everyday
(x) questioned your heart
(x) been lost
(x) been to the opposite side of the country
(x) swam in the ocean
(x) felt like dying
(x) cried yourself to sleep
(x) played cops and robbers
(x) recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers
(x) sung karaoke
( ) paid for a meal with only coins
(x) made prank phone calls
(x) been kissed under a mistletoe
(x) watched the sun set with someone you care about
( ) crashed a party
(x) gone rollerskating
(x) had a wish come true
( ) worn pearls
(x) jumped off a bridge
(x) ate dog/cat food
(x) told a complete stranger you loved them (not meant it tho)
(x) kissed a mirror
(x) sang in the shower
(x) worn the opposite sexes clothes
( ) been a cheerleader
(x) screamed at the top of your lungs
( ) done a one-handed cartwheel
(x) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
(x) stayed up all night
( ) didn't take a shower for a week
(x) pick and ate an apple right off the tree
(x) climbed a tree
( ) are scared to watch scary movies alone
(x) believe in ghosts
(x) been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
( ) been told you're hot by a complete stranger
( ) broken a bone
(x) been easily amused
(x) caught a fish then ate it
( ) made porn
(x) caught a butterfly
(x) laughed so hard you cried
(x) cried so hard you laughed
(x) mooned/flashed someone
(x) had someone moon/flash you
(x) slept naked
(x) French braided someones hair
(x) gone skinny dippin in a pool
(x) been kicked out of your house

My lj wedding by chynafox
username
age
city
you will marry	cheerchic730
flower girl	xdustxbusterx
best man	moonstar01
bridesmaid	lilbit
you will have your last fling with	msuprincess5
registrar	prettyinpink31
secretly wants to marry you themself	cheerchic730
date of the wedding	October 25, 2034
number of times you do it on your wedding night	60
Quiz created with MemeGen!

So yeah, me and Megan are at my work duplicating dvds for Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick, Megan is sleeping right now cuz she has to go to the daycare for a few hours and I am waiting for these things to duplicate, at least I get to go home and sleep till like 11 and then come back for a little while, go cash my check, go back to sleep till I gotta be here overnight again to work some more! At least Marinelli's called and I don't have to fill in on Saturday night anymore! I like how I quit 2 weeks ago and I was already called to pick up a shift! It all worked out though! I wonder how this is gonna work out, hopefully I'll be able to start another set of dvds right b4 we leave for home! Pausing to try and figure out if this will work......... it pretty much will, I have to clean up my shit b4 I leave to, we have some chairs and the couch rigged so we are comfy! I really want to go now but if we do, we miss out on like 6 more sets of dvds! Sucky!

And I have already been at work for an hour and a half and awake for 2 and a half hours! There is absolutely no one else in the whole huge building that I work in right now and I had to use like 3 codes and a set of keys to get in when normally I have to use none of the above! I did all my morning b.s. that I have to do each morning and NOW I am waitng for this dvd to finish burning so I can make about 40 copies and turn it into an audio cd. I have all of the dvds labeled already... it's a goodthing I stayed till 8 last night too for NO REASON. (That was me being very sarcastic, I stayed to finish burning the dvd but the dvd recorder had some f-ed up function turned on, by the way I didn't start the dvd so it was not in any way my fault,and it stopped itself with 10 minutes still left to record from a 4 hr. tape, so basically it had recorded 3 hours and 50 min., then stopped. That means I wasted 3 hr. and 50 min. of my life! And I got to come in at 4 this morning since the client is expecting these this morning sometime! Hey, at least I'll get to grab my check and go home at like 1:30 today! SO.... anyway, Courtney had her baby, it's a girl! 6 lb. 11 oz. 19 inches, and just beautiful, I called her room 5 min. after the baby was born( 5:16 p.m. on April 6th) and we (me and manda) went to see Mallory Jane at like 7:30 later that night. I am so amazed! That little girl is going to be sooo spoiled! I also got my huggabunch doll in the mail yesterday, haha, Kristy and my dad hate it, they said it looks like Chucky! My mom's candle party is tonight and I probably have to help her get things ready when I get home. OK, I'm done! Sorry I rambled!

Our party last night was sooooo much fun! I don't think anyone had a bad time! We got to see Courtney looking all cute with her tummy! Aw, BABIES! Last night was also the first night I got to see Bang Up Bob since that dreadful night this summer when I confessed my love for him and oh so much more! Most of you know what I am talking about! But he broke the ice after awhile! And lets just say when I finally went to bed at 6:30 a.m. new years day, he and amanda were the only ones left besides 3 of my family members! Woo hoo! Yay for getting in all of my conversations and volunteering information and YAY for Amanda for driving to 7-11 at like 5 in the morning! I have the GREATEST BEST FRIEND EVER! You all should be jealous!

Best Two comments of the new year:

"So did your card get declined since you ran it through Uncle Chris' ass so many times tonight?"

"Do you girls need anything? (as car door squeaks) Maybe some WD-40?"

WOW! I started out this new year extremely well!

ROCK OUT WITH YOUR COCK OUT!

The Favorites, Have-You-Evers.. and Last Times! Oh, the variety!
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What is your favorite..
gum	winterfresh
restaurant	Friday's
drink	rasberry vodka and diet
season	fall
type of weather	warm
emotion	excited
thing to do on a half day	hang out
late-night activity	U KNO
sport	basketball
city	southfield
store	hot topic
When was the last time you..
cried	last thursday
played a sport	this summer?
laughed	just now
hugged someone	tuesday
kissed someone	tuesday
felt depressed	today
felt elated	last tuesday
felt overworked	sunday
faked sick	months ago
lied	i can't remember
What was the last..
word you said	office
thing you ate	spaghetti
song you listened to	the nelly/tim song
thing you drank	diet pop
place you went to	work
movie you saw	friday night lights
movie you rented	mighty ducks 2
concert you attended	warped tour
Who was the last person you..
hugged	don
cried over	don
kissed	don
danced with	club dan?
shared a secret with	amanda
had a sleepover with	amanda
called	amanda
went to a movie with	amanda
saw	my mom
were angry with	don
couldn't take your eyes off of	don
obsessed over	don
Have you ever..
danced in the rain	yes
kissed someone	yes
done drugs	yes
drank alcohol	yes
slept around	what do u mean by slept around?
partied 'til the sun came up	yes
had a movie marathon	yes
gone too far on a dare	yes
spun until you were immensely dizzy	yes
taken a survey quite like this before	no
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I bought Don pistons tickets for his birthday and it was to last night's game! I got to go with him! We didn't leave before the fight like 80% of the crowd did! So much fun! Crazy to see up close! I had a great night!!!

AWWWW! Marinelli's what?!?!?!?

So no internet dramas for me for awhile! If u need me, get ahold of me the p;d fashion way! Word! Hahaha! Peace out!

It's for a barbershop downtown, I'm excited! I also got an interview for a production supervisor position, we'll see how it goes, my interview is tuesday.

I worked on Anita Baker's music video yesterday! It was a great learning experience!

I got a new cellphone, same number, it will be charging for the next lil while tho!

I can't tell u all the definitions, they are still up for discussion....
A- Asswipe
B- Bi-itch
C- Cuntlicker
D- Douche bag
E- Elephindick
F- Faggot Ass Mothafucka
G- Gonaria
H- Happy Ho
I- Incestous Rat
J- Jizz Cream
K- Krusty Pussy ( and if anyone puts the other meaning they will be punched in the side of their head)
L- Lucsious Lesbians
M- Maggot Filled Pussy Holes
N- Nectorine Nipples
O- Orgasmic Jelly Filled Doughnuts
P- Peters & Pussy
Q- Quantum Physics Sized Dildos
R- Rabbit Dicks
S- Sensational Sex
T- Titties?
U-Uranium Discovering Mind Blowing Sex
V- Vaginal Discomfort?
W- Wachina
X- X-quiste Sex
Y- Yonkers?
Z- ?
It will soon be complete w/defintions and everything!
That's what tubing on the river for 3 hours and playing the "I'm going on a picnic abc game" the night before while drinking does to you!
Fun times! I'd write more but I'm tired! Warp Tour on Sunday! Woo hoo!

I just watched 13 going on 30, soo cute!
I am tan!

Side note(note to self and everyone else from Amanda): Don't float under you tube!